Monday, May 18, 2009

BALONEY! To Chicago!

Thaaaat's right! The "BA-" of BALONEY! is making the transition from Cleveland to Chicago in order to take a full-time job in fitness while taking classes at iO during the night. Come to think of it, it almost sounds like a dreadfully, awful superhero story.

Fitness specialist by day, comedic hopeful by night!

I should hold on to that idea. With the way Hollywood is cranking out superhero movies, they're bound to run out of ideas eventually.

The "-LONEY" of BALONEY! will also be in her native Chicago, interning at the Laugh Out Loud theater just north of Chicago.

The reason I make this announcement is because... well... we don't have a free camera anymore. One of the perks of being students at Miami University meant we had unlimited access to cameras to film our mildly enjoyable BALONEY! shorts. Chicago, at least not that I know of, doens't have a service where they just give out cameras to groups that make parodies of lord and saviors or make dick and fart jokes.

Worry not, devoted followers! We are determined to continue making the shorts we love oh-so-much to make. We're dead set on making a third SHESUS! The Girl Jesus as well as Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: Lesbian Revenge.

So hold tight, everyone, as we try and figure out how to keep this shindig going. We promise to find a way... one way or another. It's just too bad craigslist is getting rid of the "erotic services" section...


Sunday, May 10, 2009

Bad Week For BALONEY!

So last week really was not our week. First we found out we lost the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest and then we found out why...

Apparently the winner (seen here) is more representative of the TWIX brand. Also, we were informed that we only received 210 votes, which we don't believe for a second since we can account for more than 210 votes.

In our angst, we made a response to receiving our finalist prize of a year supply of worthless TWIX bars. The next two posts have our original video and then our response to losing.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

BALONEY! On ATOM TV Upload Showdown

Hey everyone! We're on the ATOM TV Upload Showdown for our video Every Guy's Fantasy: Daily Blowjob (changed to DAILY BJ). Follow the link here to vote for us!

P.S. We're supposed to find out whether or not we won the TWIX contest today. No announcement, yet... Stay tuned.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

FOX-19 Tomorrow Morning

Hello again everyone,

For those of you in the greater Cincinnati area, feel free to watch FOX-19 at 8:40am tomorrow. I (Joe) will be on the show promoting the BALONEY! entry for the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest. Hopefully I don't make a fool of myself... No guarantees, as per usual...

Monday, April 13, 2009

TWIX Contest Update

Hey there everyone,

I was informed this morning that our entry was picked as a finalist for the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest. If you're wondering why I deleted the video from this blog and various other video websites, it's because I received a call asking that I do so to avoid any potential controversy. Instead, you can see the video at the TWIX contest site here:

Vote for us (JOE from OHIO) here at:

Voting is open until April 27th at 9pm, so vote now and tell your friends!