Thaaaat's right! The "BA-" of BALONEY! is making the transition from Cleveland to Chicago in order to take a full-time job in fitness while taking classes at iO during the night. Come to think of it, it almost sounds like a dreadfully, awful superhero story.
Fitness specialist by day, comedic hopeful by night!
I should hold on to that idea. With the way Hollywood is cranking out superhero movies, they're bound to run out of ideas eventually.
The "-LONEY" of BALONEY! will also be in her native Chicago, interning at the Laugh Out Loud theater just north of Chicago.
The reason I make this announcement is because... well... we don't have a free camera anymore. One of the perks of being students at Miami University meant we had unlimited access to cameras to film our mildly enjoyable BALONEY! shorts. Chicago, at least not that I know of, doens't have a service where they just give out cameras to groups that make parodies of lord and saviors or make dick and fart jokes.
Worry not, devoted followers! We are determined to continue making the shorts we love oh-so-much to make. We're dead set on making a third SHESUS! The Girl Jesus as well as Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: Lesbian Revenge.
So hold tight, everyone, as we try and figure out how to keep this shindig going. We promise to find a way... one way or another. It's just too bad craigslist is getting rid of the "erotic services" section...
11 hours ago