Monday, May 18, 2009

BALONEY! To Chicago!

Thaaaat's right! The "BA-" of BALONEY! is making the transition from Cleveland to Chicago in order to take a full-time job in fitness while taking classes at iO during the night. Come to think of it, it almost sounds like a dreadfully, awful superhero story.

Fitness specialist by day, comedic hopeful by night!

I should hold on to that idea. With the way Hollywood is cranking out superhero movies, they're bound to run out of ideas eventually.

The "-LONEY" of BALONEY! will also be in her native Chicago, interning at the Laugh Out Loud theater just north of Chicago.

The reason I make this announcement is because... well... we don't have a free camera anymore. One of the perks of being students at Miami University meant we had unlimited access to cameras to film our mildly enjoyable BALONEY! shorts. Chicago, at least not that I know of, doens't have a service where they just give out cameras to groups that make parodies of lord and saviors or make dick and fart jokes.

Worry not, devoted followers! We are determined to continue making the shorts we love oh-so-much to make. We're dead set on making a third SHESUS! The Girl Jesus as well as Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: Lesbian Revenge.

So hold tight, everyone, as we try and figure out how to keep this shindig going. We promise to find a way... one way or another. It's just too bad craigslist is getting rid of the "erotic services" section...

-BALONEY OUT!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Bad Week For BALONEY!

So last week really was not our week. First we found out we lost the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest and then we found out why...

Apparently the winner (seen here) is more representative of the TWIX brand. Also, we were informed that we only received 210 votes, which we don't believe for a second since we can account for more than 210 votes.

In our angst, we made a response to receiving our finalist prize of a year supply of worthless TWIX bars. The next two posts have our original video and then our response to losing.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

BALONEY! On ATOM TV Upload Showdown

Hey everyone! We're on the ATOM TV Upload Showdown for our video Every Guy's Fantasy: Daily Blowjob (changed to DAILY BJ). Follow the link here to vote for us!

P.S. We're supposed to find out whether or not we won the TWIX contest today. No announcement, yet... Stay tuned.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

FOX-19 Tomorrow Morning

Hello again everyone,

For those of you in the greater Cincinnati area, feel free to watch FOX-19 at 8:40am tomorrow. I (Joe) will be on the show promoting the BALONEY! entry for the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest. Hopefully I don't make a fool of myself... No guarantees, as per usual...

Monday, April 13, 2009

TWIX Contest Update

Hey there everyone,

I was informed this morning that our entry was picked as a finalist for the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest. If you're wondering why I deleted the video from this blog and various other video websites, it's because I received a call asking that I do so to avoid any potential controversy. Instead, you can see the video at the TWIX contest site here: http://funnieststudent.twix.com/Watch.aspx?cd=QQMSMR&cat=1&page=1

Vote for us (JOE from OHIO) here at: http://funnieststudent.twix.com/Vote.aspx

Voting is open until April 27th at 9pm, so vote now and tell your friends!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Jobs & Comedy

Oh how I wish the two went hand in hand!

If I could spend the rest of my life making BALONEY! shorts, I would be a very happy man. I don't need to be rich... don't need to be famous. I'm happy if I know a few people are laughing or having a mild chuckle at my expense. Unfortunately, I have to be a big kid now and get a... job.

Right now I'm job hunting like none other for a job in Chicago, so I can be like other comedian hopefuls and take classes at iO and Second City. Instead of being able to successfully land a job, I've been successful instead in reading Del Close and Charna Halpern's TRUTH IN COMEDY, Charna Halpern's ART BY COMMITTEE, and Keith Johnstone's IMPRO. While I wish I had something secured in Chicago, I still see it as time well spent. Obviously the best experience is being on stage, but I feel 23423423523522239 times more knowledgable already.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

iTunes!

iTunes has listed BALONEY! as a real podcast! Please do subscribe and write awesome (or mildly awesome) reviews about us to help spread the word! We'll be search-able in a day or two OR you can follow this link http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=310812800.

Cheers,
BALONEY!

Done uploading!

Huzzah! All of the BALONEY! videos that are currently in existence are up. Of course we have plenty of other videos we plan on making, including SHESUS! The Girl Jesus: Episode 3 with a surprise guest from a certain holy book AND the conclusion to Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Lesbian, Lesbian Revenge.

Stay tuned!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Shakespearean Sam



A time portal from the 16th century inexplicably opens in Marie's living room.

Created by BALONEY!

SHESUS! The Girl Jesus: Episode 2



A man has been struck with a bad case of acute viral pharyngitis. He turns to prayer for a cure.

Created by BALONEY!

SHESUS! The Girl Jesus



Jesus hasn't been responding despite many prayers. Who shall this young man turn to now?

Created by BALONEY!

The Secret Life Of Greek Heights: XYZ



A new ABC Family drama about an ostracized African-American that falls in love with a teenager that doesn't know how she got pregnant. Tune in for teenage romance, pointless adult drama, and aliens. Tuesdays after the 700 Club.

Created by BALONEY!

Retainer Girl: Episode 2 - Blind Date



Retainer Girl uses the internet to con a good looking guy into having dinner with her... and a little bit more.

Created by BALONEY!

Retainer Girl



Experience her first time.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy: No Condom



An unprotected fantasy... with no repercussions, of course.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy: Getting Away After A One Night Stand



For those of you that just aren't ready for a commitment.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Fart



Relax...

Created by BALONEY!

Peeing Your Brains Out



Think peeing your brains out is funny? Think again.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Lesbian



Joe experienced every guy's fantasy, so what could possibly go wrong?

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Bug



A sex fantasy gets interrupted by a creepy crawler.

Created by BALONEY!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Every Girl's Fantasy: The Beatdown



A sexist pig of a guy finally makes his girlfriend snap.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy: Daily Blowjob



A typical guy's ideal night.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Girl's Fantasy



It's called a fantasy for a reason...

Created by BALONEY!

Uploading...

Hmmm, it seems I have to just keep uploading all of the old BALONEY! webisodes. This may take a while... it better work!

Every Guy's Fantasy



A typical guy trying to convince his girlfriend to do the impossible.

Created by BALONEY!

Now On Blogger! Yaaaay!!!

Hey everyone,

I recently discovered that anyone can start their own podcast. Since I've taken the time to upload our videos onto pretty much every website imagineable, I figured why not start podcasting? So here I am! I'm following instructions on some website about how to start a blog and it says I should have one of these... Hopefully this all works out. In the meantime, check out our stuff at on of our many sites...

http://www.funnyordie.com/baloneycomedy
http://www.youtube.com/baloneycomedy
http://www.myspace.com/baloneycomedy
http://www.dailymotion.com/baloney_comedy
http://www.metacafe.com/channels/baloneycomedy
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Baloney-Comedy/56150093984?ref=ts

and follow us at...

http://www.twitter.com/baloneycomedy

Cheers,
BALONEY!