TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus Response

Bad Week For BALONEY!

So last week really was not our week. First we found out we lost the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest and then we found out why...

Apparently the winner (seen here) is more representative of the TWIX brand. Also, we were informed that we only received 210 votes, which we don't believe for a second since we can account for more than 210 votes.

In our angst, we made a response to receiving our finalist prize of a year supply of worthless TWIX bars. The next two posts have our original video and then our response to losing.

FOX-19 Tomorrow Morning

Hello again everyone,

For those of you in the greater Cincinnati area, feel free to watch FOX-19 at 8:40am tomorrow. I (Joe) will be on the show promoting the BALONEY! entry for the TWIX Funniest College Student On Campus contest. Hopefully I don't make a fool of myself... No guarantees, as per usual...

Jobs & Comedy

Oh how I wish the two went hand in hand!

If I could spend the rest of my life making BALONEY! shorts, I would be a very happy man. I don't need to be rich... don't need to be famous. I'm happy if I know a few people are laughing or having a mild chuckle at my expense. Unfortunately, I have to be a big kid now and get a... job.

Right now I'm job hunting like none other for a job in Chicago, so I can be like other comedian hopefuls and take classes at iO and Second City. Instead of being able to successfully land a job, I've been successful instead in reading Del Close and Charna Halpern's TRUTH IN COMEDY, Charna Halpern's ART BY COMMITTEE, and Keith Johnstone's IMPRO. While I wish I had something secured in Chicago, I still see it as time well spent. Obviously the best experience is being on stage, but I feel 23423423523522239 times more knowledgable already.

iTunes!

iTunes has listed BALONEY! as a real podcast! Please do subscribe and write awesome (or mildly awesome) reviews about us to help spread the word! We'll be search-able in a day or two OR you can follow this link http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=310812800.

Cheers,
BALONEY!

Shakespearean Sam

A time portal from the 16th century inexplicably opens in Marie's living room.

Created by BALONEY!

SHESUS! The Girl Jesus: Episode 2

A man has been struck with a bad case of acute viral pharyngitis. He turns to prayer for a cure.

Created by BALONEY!

SHESUS! The Girl Jesus

Jesus hasn't been responding despite many prayers. Who shall this young man turn to now?

Created by BALONEY!

The Secret Life Of Greek Heights: XYZ

A new ABC Family drama about an ostracized African-American that falls in love with a teenager that doesn't know how she got pregnant. Tune in for teenage romance, pointless adult drama, and aliens. Tuesdays after the 700 Club.

Created by BALONEY!

Retainer Girl: Episode 2 - Blind Date

Retainer Girl uses the internet to con a good looking guy into having dinner with her... and a little bit more.

Created by BALONEY!

Retainer Girl

Experience her first time.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy: No Condom

An unprotected fantasy... with no repercussions, of course.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy: Getting Away After A One Night Stand

For those of you that just aren't ready for a commitment.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Fart

Relax...

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Lesbian

Joe experienced every guy's fantasy, so what could possibly go wrong?

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy Gone Wrong: The Bug

A sex fantasy gets interrupted by a creepy crawler.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Girl's Fantasy: The Beatdown

A sexist pig of a guy finally makes his girlfriend snap.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy: Daily Blowjob

A typical guy's ideal night.

Created by BALONEY!

Every Guy's Fantasy

A typical guy trying to convince his girlfriend to do the impossible.

Created by BALONEY!

Now On Blogger! Yaaaay!!!

Hey everyone,

I recently discovered that anyone can start their own podcast. Since I've taken the time to upload our videos onto pretty much every website imagineable, I figured why not start podcasting? So here I am! I'm following instructions on some website about how to start a blog and it says I should have one of these... Hopefully this all works out. In the meantime, check out our stuff at on of our many sites...

http://www.funnyordie.com/baloneycomedy
http://www.youtube.com/baloneycomedy
http://www.myspace.com/baloneycomedy
http://www.dailymotion.com/baloney_comedy
http://www.metacafe.com/channels/baloneycomedy
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Baloney-Comedy/56150093984?ref=ts

and follow us at...

http://www.twitter.com/baloneycomedy

Cheers,
BALONEY!